Saturday, December 24, 2011
On A Cold Christmas Eve
Once again, we made it through another Holiday season. Hope y'all enjoyed our offerings this year. Many thanks and much appreciation for all the kind words and emails (and even the grumpy fella who didn't much care for "Psycho (Santa)" )!
Don't forget that we start our Best Records of 2011 countdown on Monday!
Now then, regular readers will already know what song(s) we're gonna post today. We do it every year, and why not? Both tunes represent what can be great about Christmas music, without being tired, overly cliched, or inane. You won't hear them played in department stores (though you might hear them in your local, independent record stores). But each song, in their own way, reach the very beating heart of what a secularist like ourselves can take from the Holiday season, and hell, even throughout the year. Yes, Virginia, there are great Christmas songs.
The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York"...what can we say that we haven't said before? A bittersweet, yet ultimately hopeful, tale of two people, chasing a dream, and down on their luck, overwhelmed by situation, and clinging to promise. The song takes place on Christmas Eve in New York City, the shining beacon of opportunity, the beckoning world of bright lights and "rivers of gold". It's an immigrant's song, the "other" chasing a promise of a better life, and instead, finding hardship and loss...the promise distilled into reality. But within that loss, within the dream, a very human existence, a willingness to believe despite obstacle. The song is about love, and all it's conflicting dimensions, and that's what we take from Christmas. We are defined, not by how we live alone, as some would have us believe, but how we live in context to others, even if it's how we relate on a one-to-one basis. Eschewing the currently popular philosophy of every person for themselves, we still cling to John Donne's "no man is an island", we cling to an inclusive ideal, where "...inasmuch as you have done it to one of the least of these my brothers, you have done it to me". That Shane Macgowan's drunken lullaby of a voice is met by Kirsty MacColl's angelic riposte, only makes the song more poignant. "I built my dreams around you", indeed.
Robert Earl Keene's "Merry Christmas From The Family" is an entirely different tune, of course...a hilarious and very, very true tale of Christmas with those we love, despite the wacky nature of family. Hilariously wry, and full of the foibles that make up each and every one of us, it's a tune about who we are, and how we are. And, it's laugh-out-loud funny. Seems we've all had a Holiday experience with these folks, and we're the better for it. Drunkenly sung, and full of humorous minutiae, it strips away the sacred trappings, and lays out the true nature of Christmas, the gathering of those we hold dear and the character that makes us all both insufferable and beloved.
These songs are dedicated to the memory of Jackie Berg and Katzenjammers. Two beautiful souls who can never be replaced.
Merry Christmas! Be good to each other...we're all we have.
The Pogues: Fairytale of New York (mp3)
Robert Earl Keene: Merry Christmas From the Family (mp3)
Thank you.
Friday, December 23, 2011
Hurray For Santa Claus
One more day 'til December 25th, when we celebrate the glorious birth of our savior, Shane MacGowan! Oh, and something else about that day causes folks to get all a'tremble with Seasonal joy, as well.
Tomorrow, Xmas eve, we've got a special post.
After that, of course, begins our equally insane Best Records of 2011 list! So stop on by for that, as well. So far, we've got about 60 records in out Top 50, so that should be entertaining for y'all.
Bur you're not here to hear us blather on...On with the Holiday tunes, and our Fox-approved War On Christmas!
Let's make this brief...Massive funk workout, and one of our favorite songs from this Season, from the Harvey Averne Band! Garage punk joy from The Fleshtones! Hillbilly Holidays, and a version of one of our favorite Xmas songs ever, from The Ranch Girls and the Hillbilly Boogiemen! A short and woozy warm Yuletide blanket from Betty and the Cavaleros! Joyous pure pop egg nog from the very mighty Saint Etienne! Deep rooted honky tonk makes peace with the hippies, in the spirit of Christmas, thanks to Don Sneed! Grouchy Fall-followers, The Wedding Present, find some Holiday spirit, courtesy of a nifty cover! Groovin' soul Santa from The Voices! And, finally, organ-drenched doo wop culmination of what we've been working toward, thanks to The Rhythm Kings!
Santa's Got A Mixed Bag of Gifts!
The Harvey Averne Band: Let's Get It Together This Christmas (mp3)
Fleshtones: Hurray For Santa Claus (mp3)
Ranch Girls and the Hillbilly Boogiemen: Christmas Time's a Comin' (mp3)
Betty and the Cavaleros: Hey! I'm Your Gift Today (mp3)
Saint Etienne: 21st Century Christmas (mp3)
Don Sneed And Co.: Santa's a Hippie (mp3)
The Wedding Present: Step Into Christmas (mp3)
Voices: Santa Claus Boogie (mp3)
The Rhythm Kings: Christmas Is Coming At Last (mp3)
Thanks as ever. Be good to each other.
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Santa's Midnight Run
Just about made it. Only a few more days until the big gimme gimme gimme hoo ha. Hopefully we've managed to entertain y'all a bit this Yuletide. As the days grow shorter, we're finding new tunes amongst our thousands to share, and so we start loading things up (holding a few killer tracks for next year, of course).
Gettin' greasier than a turkey today!
Boca Chica gift us with a lazy-eyed honky tonk fuck off. Then we've got a trashy barrel house piano and strip club sax shout out from Ebony Moods (who'd make Andre Williams proud). Santa Surfabilly rawk follows courtesy of the Lucky Cupids. Things get a little scary with Bobby "Boris" Pickett and the Crypt Kickers' "Monster's Holiday". Mountain favorite and Mexican Presley, El Vez brings us a trailer park Holiday extravaganza. The Raveonettes cool things down a bit with their Jesus and Mary Chain meets Julie London brand of Holiday "cheer". And the gifts wrap up in fine form with the insane rumble that is the mighty Untamed Youth.
Primo Santa Sauce!
Boca Chica: Not On Christmas Eve (mp3)
Ebony Moods: Rockin' Santa (mp3)
Lucky Cupids: Merry Christmas and Happy Rockin' 'n' Rollin' New Year (mp3)
Bobby "Boris" Pickett and the Crypt Kickers: Monster's Holiday (mp3)
El Vez: Oranges For Christmas (mp3)
The Raveonettes: Come On Santa (mp3)
The Untamed Youth: Santa's Midnight Run (mp3)
Time's running out. Please support whatever or whoever you can.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Xmas By The Tail
Hee Haw Holidays, folks! Just lit up the barn with sparkly lights, and decorated the boots with tinsel. We're goin' a little Country on ya, with some exceptions, so pull out yr Solstice line dancin' moves!
And remember, if you don't like today's posts, well, hell, who knows what we're gonna do tomorrow! A little somethin' for everyone, we'd like to think.
The boot scootin' Santa love starts off with Dale Watson and a tale of booze, jail, and Santa Claus. Rick Fines brings us a little Country Blues yuletide in the big, big city. Dwight Yoakam delivers a bizarre tale of dysfunction on the Holidays. We couldn't go this year without a little Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks kicking up a bit of dusty snow on the proceedings. Moving out of the genre, Johnny Moore and his Blazers deliver a sweet tale of Xmas eve. And finally, Mountain faves The Dyes rock us out into the night with a punk'n'billy take on a Sonics classic. So merry Xmas to all, and to all a rockin' good night. Indeed.
Hillbilly Holiday!
Dale Watson: You Can Call Me Nick (mp3)
Rick Fines: Country Christmas Blues (mp3)
Dwight Yoakam: Santa Can't Stay (mp3)
Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks: I've Got Christmas By the Tail (mp3)
Johnny Moore's Blazers: Xmas Eve Baby (mp3)
The Dyes: Don't Believe In Christmas (mp3)
The big day is almost here. Lots of cheer and gettin' stuff. Hell, we like gettin' stuff as much as anybody. Please keep in mind those that "gettin' stuff" means a warm coat or a hot meal. We're all tryin' to make it in this world, and money's tight for all of us. A dollar here or a quarter there can help folks more than we can imagine.
Monday, December 19, 2011
Santa's Got A Shiny Nose
Six days to go, and then we start our Best Of 2011 record countdown.
Another special Yuletide treat for y'all today! Should be rather obvious, so we won't belabor the point. Some of the following are re-posts, and some are new to this here site.
We're just here to make the season bright, and maybe a little bit wobbly. Do not attempt to drive or operate heavy machinery after listening to these lovely Holiday tunes.
Santa's got a big red nose!
John Denver: Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas) (mp3)
The Poor Bastards: Buy Me A Beer For Christmas (mp3)
Smiley Bates: Daddy's Drinking Up Our Christmas (mp3)
Paul Sanchez: Drunk This Christmas (mp3)
Clyde Lasley: Santa Came Home Drunk (mp3)
The Rimshots: Santa Stole My Whiskey (mp3)
Better Off Dead: All I Got For Christmas Was Drunk (mp3)
Guinea Worms: Christmas Booze (mp3)
Driveway Drinkers: Christmas on Boone's Farm (mp3)
Sherwin Linton: Santa Got A DWI (mp3)
Alcoholics Unanimous: Santa Claus DWI (mp3)
Alcoholics Unanimous: Santa Forgot the Booze (mp3)
The Hot Rods: Santa's Too Drunk to Drive (mp3)
Minus 5: Your Christmas Whiskey (mp3)
Dwarves: Drinking Up Christmas (mp3)
The Iguanas: Reindeer 'n' Whiskey (mp3)
Tiger City Jukes: Watch Out, Santa's Been Drinking (mp3)
Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen: Daddy's Drinking Up Our Christmas (mp3)
Fleshtones: Champagne of Christmas (mp3)
Mike Ireland: Merry Christmas From a Bar (mp3)
Please support your local, independent pub of choice. Xmas lights spin!
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Teenage Xmas
One week to go until Shane MacGowan's brithday (December 25th, dontcha know)! In tribute,we're gonna get a little Xmas trashy today!
No Holiday blowout would be complete without a Billy Childish Xmas tune...so today we've got the wonderfully snotty "Dear Santa Claus". Deliriously catchy "Teenage Christmas" by Eux Autres follows. Then we've got a howlin' greasy harmonica garage blues raving, courtesy of The Brood, "One Winter's Night". And finally lo-fi nihilist geniuses The Guinea Worms gift us with "Oh Fuck, It's Christmas Again".
Man, does it get any better than this? Well, just wait 'til tomorrow!
Santa is a fuck up!
Billy Childish and the Musicians of the British Empire: Dear Santa Claus (mp3)
Eux Autres: Teenage Christmas (mp3)
The Brood: One Winter's Night (mp3)
Guinea Worms: Oh Fuck, It's Christmas Again (mp3)
Thanks for all your support. Please support whatever local charities you can. Cheers!
Saturday, December 17, 2011
One Big Xmas Tree
It's finally snowing here in Chicago! So let's break out the egg nog, put on our ironic Xmas sweaters, and get to work!
So...what do we have for y'all today? Some killer little packages, that's what!
Garage punk Xmas takes center stage with the staggeringly great tale of bad behavior, "Santa Aint Coming For Christmas" from Rocket 455! A jumpin' and swingin' "Santa Claus Blues" from Eva Taylor ("No money, no honey, to buy a present for me")! Contemporary music's best lyricist brings the Yuletide grouch in Magnetic Field's "Everything is One Big Christmas Tree"! And L.E. White and Lola Jean Dillon bring us a honky tonk tale both hilarious and heartbreaking in the essential "The Big One"!
Santa's a Cynical Sinner!
Rocket 455: Santa Aint Coming For Christmas (mp3)
Eva Taylor: Santa Claus Blues (mp3)
Magnetic Fields: Everything is One Big Christmas Tree (mp3)
L.E. White and Lola Jean Dillon: The Big One (mp3)
Running out of time...all you last minute shoppers! Forget the Big Boxes, check out yr local, independent stores for nifty gifts you can't find elsewhere!
Friday, December 16, 2011
Santa On The Moon
Hoo boy! We've got a special, themed Yuletide treat for y'all today. A bit of a cheat, since we're including some tunes we've posted in years past, but there's plenty of new tunes as well (and it works out well for newer visitors!). Not much to say about this post, figgerin' it's pretty self-explanatory.
Some of these tunes kick some serious ass, some are a little more "special". Collect 'em all!
Santa's Blasting Off!
Bobby Helms: Captain Santa Claus (And His Reindeer Space Patrol) (mp3)
The Bellrays: Rocket Ship Santa (mp3)
Folklore: Xmas Ape Goes to the Moon (mp3)
Groovie Ghoulies: Christmas on Mars (mp3)
Hal Bradley Orchestra w/Pattie Marie Jay: Space Age Santa Claus (mp3)
Shonen Knife: Space Christmas (mp3)
Sonny Cole: Santa to the Moon (mp3)
Lawrence Welk's Little Band: Outer Space Santa (mp3)
Please support your local, independent astronaut.
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Santa On The Interstate
Sanity clause is checked off, reindeer are fed, nasty little elves are working day and night. It's time for another Xmas post!
We'd like to send a special shout out to Mark W. ("dat ol' varmint") for all his help these past couple of years, with killer Holiday mixes galore. Some of what you get in these posts are courtesy of Mark, so thanks, man!
No iPad under the tree today, but we got some other brightly packaged treats. First, greasy hep cat rhythm'n'booze stomper, "Rockin' Santa Claus" from The Martels. The mighty Loudon Wainwright III weighs in next, with a deceptive little number, "Christmas Morning". Just when you think he's dropped his notorious wry sarcasm, he sneaks right back up on ya. 5 Chinese Brothers follows, with "Christmas on Interstate 80", an accordion-led Country Xmas road trip, featuring waitresses, greyhounds, hope and despair. Perfect.
And winding us up is Mountain fave, Hank Thompson. We've posted numerous Xmas tunes by ol Hank, but we don't think we've done "Little Christmas Angel" yet. It's a little slight and drippy, but it's Hank Thompson, so that's all right.
Santa rides the Greyhound!
The Martels: Rockin' Santa Claus (mp3)
Loudon Wainright III: Christmas Morning (mp3)
5 Chinese Brothers: Christmas on Interstate 80 (mp3)
Hank Thompson: Little Christmas Angel (mp3)
Thanks for visiting!
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
DJ Santa
Another Xmas Mix re-post today. One of the most requested, so here ya go! Back on track tomorrow with more tasty new Xmas treats!
As ever, the mp3 link follows the track listing.
A Big Rock Candy Cane Xmas
1. Christmas Spirit (The Wailers)
2. Don't Believe In Christmas (The Sonics)
3. Reindeer Boogie (Hank Snow)
4. Rootin' Tootin' Santa Claus (Pee Wee King)
5. I'll Be Your Santa Baby (Rufus Thomas)
6. Who Took The Merry Out Of Christmas (The Staple Singers)
7. Santa Came Home Drunk (Clyde Lasley)
8. Beatnik's Wish (Patsy Raye)
9. Deck 5 (Saturday's Children)
10. We Free Kings (Roland Kirk)
11. Merry Christmas (Lightnin' Hopkins)
12. Christmas Day (Detroit Junior)
13. Feliz Navi Dada (El Vez)
14. Old Man Spivey's Egg Nog (The Dalheart Imperials)
15. Christmas Carols By The Old Corral (Tex Ritter)
16. Santa Santa Santa (Gene Autry)
17. Santa Got A DWI (Sherwin Linton)
18. Santa Stole My Whiskey (The Rimshots)
19. The Mistletoe and Me (Isaac Hayes)
20. Xmas In Nevada (The Willard Grant Conspiracy)
21. Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis (Neko Case does Tom Waits)
22. I Wish I Was Santa Claus (Merle Haggard)
23. Please Come Home For Christmas (Little Junior)
24. Christmas Past (Mike Ireland)
25. Christmas Eve Can Kill You (The Everley Brothers)
26. What Do The Lonely Do At Christmas (The Emotions)
27. Go Tell It On The Mountain (The Blind Boys Of Alabama w/Tom Waits)
Big Rock Candy Cane Xmas (mp3)
Too bad our photo today is all too true. Please consider supporting whatever charities you are able to this Holiday season.
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